Queerie Bradshaw

The man in front of me at the grocery store the other night checked out with a baguette, two sticks of string cheese, an apple and a super sized tube of KY Jelly.

All three girls I’ve been talking to lately (none of which I’ve kissed yet, but thanks for asking), I met online.

Let's get down to it.

How I went from passing out due to sexual exhaustion in Vegas to crying myself to sleep in Chicago, I don't know¢â‚¬but there I was, alone on Roxie's couch, bawling into a pillow.

Nothing can make my day like a UPS truck driver.

Washed, lubed and ready to go, the beautifully shaped Fling and I had an amusing evening together.