Check out this months horoscope!

Is there anything as beautiful as Mars and Venus in lovely Libra? I don’t think so. Let your good vibes waft over every turkey and be thankful that you can soar with the eagles.


Aries (March 21-April 20).

There may be a specific relationship that means more to you than others. If so, put all of your efforts into making it the sexiest, loveliest experience for both of you. Aries are not often big romantics but now you can plumb the depths of her desire like a sexpert. If you are on the prowl for someone special, check out some hotspots and find her g-spot.


Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Idle hands are the devil’s playground, so they say. For Taureans who are contemplating their navels, it can mean that you could waste a good opportunity to get many things done over the next few weeks. Don’t procrastinate. Start your engines, gather your posse and see how active and productive all those extra helping hands can be. Oh lower! Lower!


Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Geminis are ready to party down. Be sure that you have a list of fun events to tap into all through the month. Be prepared for a possible new romance as your need to please acts like an aphrodisiac. Life can get complicated as admirers pile up and start to jostle for your attention. But I think that is the kind of complication that you can definitely live with.


Cancer (June 22-July 23)

There has never been a better time for you to concentrate on your home life, Cancer. If there are some long awaited home improvements to undertake, do them now. You not only have the creativity but also the drive to get it done. Once you get your home in perfect shape, invite a bevy of babes over to share the experience… along with a few good bottles of wine.


Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Leos seem to know just what to say, when to say it and who to say it to. You can implement long postponed plans to secure your future success by reaching out to powerful women who can help you move and shake. Great! And have a bit of fun too – Use your gift of gab to open up the possibilities through the upcoming holiday season so you can make Merry. Make Merry do what?


Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

If you have been struggling with money, this may be the time when you can rein in your expenses and possibly even get ahead and save. There will be opportunities for gain with less pain if you do your homework. Virgos are practical gals. Focus on what needs to be done to become a well-endowed benefactress. Or maybe find one and become a kept woman?


Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

There is so much going on in your life now you may not be able to prioritize. Libras are the center of all attention and manage to get into some fairly exclusive social circles now. So what will you do with all of this new popularity? Will you put it to good personal use or will you fritter it a way on wine, women and song? Let’s see on which note you land…


Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

If you have been feeling pent in and restricted, this may be the time when you can break free of old chains and feel more liberated and affirmed. Toss off your demons, Scorpio, and embrace the world. It will embrace you back. And you never know who will be waiting for you to take that big step. She may prove to be very important to you in the future.


Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Gal pals and acquaintances will figure prominently in your life now. Your secret for success will be to maximize your time planning and enjoying a full range of platonic pursuits. Expand your social pool by joining new clubs and get in touch with women from many different walks of life. You never know where things may lead. Hopefully into mischief, Sagittarius.


Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).

Build on your professional successes now, Capricorn. You have a vision of where you need to be, what you need to do and who you need to enlist to help you along. Stay focused and work hard. Things may finally begin to fall into place as there will be more opportunities to make a name for yourself within the corporation. Hmm. I wonder what name that will be?


Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Aqueerians have itchy feet that must be scratched by traveling. If life has been a bit too sedate and boring, enliven it up with an impromptu adventure with a certain you-know-who. If time and money are tight, finds things to do closer to home that will expand your world view. Maybe take her to a foreign film and a spicy dinner. Or maybe a spicy after dinner treat??


Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).

Guppies exude ample amounts of sexiness now and can attract anyone they set their mind to attract. Ah, if you can only bottle it and save a little for a dry spell! Strike while you are hot, hot, hot. Will you be shopping at the meet market? If so, be choosey and discerning and don’t waste your time on wanton, loose women. Hey, but isn’t that the point??


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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)



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