Dress me, butter me and let me simmer as Venus cooks with three other planets in sizzly Scorpio this Thanksgiving season.

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Lambda Rams seem to have much more on their plate now than usual. In fact your plate is more of a serving platter full of delectable dishes. Your eyes become too big for your capacity to consume. As the months progress, the question becomes, “How many lovelies can you pile on before you get way in over your head?” Well, maybe that is your ultimate plan….

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Don’t take your relationships for granted, Taurus. If there is any lesson to be learned now is that a little extra attention can go a long way to pleasing your lovergrrl. So focus on the “her” and now. Single bulls seem to attract any woman they desire. But how many ladies do you currently desire all at the same time? Let’s not even begin to count! 

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

There is nothing drearier than to contemplate a November consumed by work. But there is a silver lining to this dark cloud, Gemini. Once you have mastered the day to day onerous tasks of your day to day job, you will finally achieve a certain nirvana. Become a master of your universe. It comes with perks. Or rather, perky co-workers who burn the midnight oil with you.

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Let the party season begin. Everything now points to festivities, fun filled girly romances and maybe even an artistic project that gives you extra cache to inch past the velvet ropes. You are filled with inspiration, sugary charm and a bit of punk. Don’t hide in your shell, Cancer. Plug into the party circuit and set the scene on fire. Let’s hope that it is not a short circuit.   

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses will love to lounge around the house this November. But that doesn’t mean that you become a hermit. In fact, this gives you every reason to throw open your door and welcome in a bevy of bodacious beauties who stuff your bird and deck your halls. Whoo hoo! So get ready for your entourage and be the perfect hostess with the mostess fun times. 

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Do you have something important to say, Virgo? Well go ahead and say it. And say it with passion. Your words and opinions can shift the tectonic plates and improve life for all of us. If not you, then who? If not now, then when? Of course you can also just express yourself by whispering sweet nothings in her ear. That will at least shift your own plates.

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Finances become more important to you this November which can mean that you either have money to burn or still a bit of money you need to earn. Love and lust may cost more than you first realize. Whatever your bottom line looks like, be cognizant of your holiday budget and don’t waste funds on trashy endeavors… unless you are into trash, Libra. 

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

All eyes are upon you Scorpio. You are in everyone’s sights. Even the powers-that-be are taking notice of you. Here is your long awaited opportunity. So I ask you – Will you dazzle or blind? My advice is to take a breath, compose your presentation and let the fates carry you to the next higher level of the zeitgayst. Power is intoxicating…. and downright sexy. 

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Any secret love affair will be exposed. Any secret admirer will make herself known. Anything under the radar suddenly broadcasts. If you are hiding in the closet, step out. If you are lying, reveal the truth. And guess what? You will find it liberating, affirming and empowering. The holiday season demands transparency. And that might include cellophane peekaboos.

 

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

Gal pals want to get in on your act, Capricorn, and you should let them. Not only do they have great ideas this November, they also help you expand your social circle with more acquaintances and influentials. Do you have a pet project that needs to get off the ground? Ask for help. The more hands, the better.  And that goes for a lot of petting projects! 

 

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

While others concentrate on various office festivities or on their upcoming holiday vacation plans, Aqueerians should be using this time to plot and plan their next big corporate move. Not only can you charm the big bosses, you can also showcase your talents and abilities to those who matter. Push ahead! They say it is lonely at the top but I rather enjoy that position…. 

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

This is the time to get out of town and see what the world can offer you in terms of adventure, mischief and general mayhem. There are many lusty women waiting for you across the globe. Be sure that you have enough time to explore every one of them. Sedate Guppies suddenly have that get up and go. So what are you waiting for? Get up and get going!


 

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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)