I love watching April shower especially when it occurs when Venus is in sexy Taurus and Mars is in earthy Capricorn. Hmm… are we getting clean or dirty this month?

Aries (March 21-April 20).

Success is at hand for those Aries who apply themselves to the tasks at hand. Get very handy around the office and see who responds. Your efforts may result in a raise or a deserving promotion. Let’s hope for the raise – the money will grease your honey. So whatever your bottom line reveals, try to be flush with cash and flowing with generosity … among other things.


Taurus (April 21-May 21

The time for your personal glory is now, Taurus. Influential women who can make things happen for you are now interested and engaged. That means that whatever gets you in the public eye should be pursued asap. You have the rare opportunity to spread your charm and influence globally and make a name for yourself. I wonder what that name will be…?


Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Don’t sit at home and wait for a knock on the door. There is too much going on and too many delightful women to meet and greet. Get Out there into the middle of the social scrum and see who catches your eye and ardor. Tongues are wagging about you and the rumors will only increase your sexiness and allure. Hmm, are you fueling those rumors yourself, Gemini?


Cancer (June 22-July 23)


Girlfriends may demand much more of your attention. Are you prepared to give up some other activities to just hang around with her and do virtually nothing? This may be the mellow relaxation that you need, Cancer. But if you find that your claws are getting itchy for more stimulation, I am sure that the two of you will think of something…


Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses are ready to conquer the world. Let’s start with your workplace where there are things that need to be done to make your work life more equitable and fair. You now have the compelling charisma to charm even the nastiest of corporate sharks. Who knows where your good gay deeds will lead? Once you get to the top, make shark soup. 


Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).

Virgos are able to reach across the aisle and gain some bipartisan support for any of their lofty plans. Good! You have some great ideas that just need the right push from the right benefactress. Make your best moves now. And try to combine business with pleasure with some creative touches. I am sure that your touches can get very creative.


Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

Sexy Libras can command all of the attention. You are full of bodacious zest. All eyes turn in your direction when you enter any room. But you might be better served by staying closer to home and feathering your nest with a select few beautiful and friendly birds. You never know what happy plans can hatch when you are all sitting around conspiring together….


Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Be bold and take a calculated relationship risk, Scorpio. You seem to know just what she wants and are able to fulfill her greatest desires. Don’t let any unsubstantiated fear of rejection dissuade you from forming a long and happy partnership. Think about what you want to say and find the perfect time and place to say it. Then just do it.    


Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Life has been one long stressful series of events recently but now you can find ways to relax and remove a lot of that underlying tension. Sagittarians who focus on their health and well-being will be better prepared for any strenuous summer activity. So find new ways of releasing tension … and, remember, you needn’t release alone. Ahem.


Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).

There is nothing more compelling and powerful than a Capricorn with a plan. And you have plenty of plans that are ready to get started now. Meet, greet and sweep a few female trendsetters off their feet. You have places to go and women to see who can help you advance your personal agenda. Put a bit of zest in every pitch. How hot will that zest be??


Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

You may prefer to work behind the scenes and do some secretive skunkworks while your motives are still hidden. Survey the landscape and see where your true and best opportunities lie, Aqueerius. Use your intuition to plan your next best move. When the right time comes, you can implement your secret plans for world domination. Heh. Heh.


Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).

Guppies find themselves at the center of their social galaxy. Gal pals and various associates gravitate into your orbit. Why not? You are the hostess with the mostess, able to invent fun and interesting things to do with all types of interested girlfriends. Enjoy the convivial company while your creative thoughts lead to fascinating future plans. 

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Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com
Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)


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