Give a little boo to you-know-who this Fall as both Mars and Venus glide from earthy Virgo into flirty Libra.

Aries (March 21-April 20)

If you can get yourself in ship shape, you find that cruise season extends well into autumn. Aries can navigate any social stew and gather up enough bosom buddies to launch any flotilla. But be choosey when it comes to the one, singularly spectacular lovergrrl who can really float your boat. You may dive in over your head. But then, isn’t that the point?

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Expect to have a frenetic and exciting autumn as your many personal projects rev into over drive. But try to conserve your energies and dole out your efforts carefully so that you can go the distance. And that goes for the myriad of romantic possibilities that will be pulled into your magnetic orbit. You are a force with whom to be reckoned, Taurus. How forceful will you be…?

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Plan more at home activities now, Gemini. They will add more fun, flirtation and frolic to your life which seems to be too sedate and quiet recently. Loosen the bounds of your creativity and take flight. Who knows who you will attract when the leash is off and the bounds are broken. Of course, there are some ladies who prefer the status quo. Give them all the quo they want.

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Cancers seem to know just what to say to get exactly what they want. The big question is, do you really know what you want? Give strong consideration to improving relationships with long lost relatives or family members from whom you have been estranged. You may be surprised at how the tables have turned. Then you can eat their dinner.

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Put your money where your mouth is this autumn. If you want circumstances to change, if you yearn for revolution, be prepared to fund it and move it along. You can become a powerbroker who makes things happen. And you can also impress the ladies with your financial acumen and your generosity. Where will you decide to expend your energies? Oh, let’s guess, Leo.

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Virgos become super-focused this autumn, as anything they can envision, they can achieve. So don’t hang around the house and wait for the front doorbell to ring. You need to get Out and about, meeting with influential power elites who can help you along. Who knows what can happen when you small thoughts become big movements?  Make the earth move for you-know-who.

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

There are so many interesting things swirling around in the background that you may not be totally aware of the effect you have on others. Libras are especially sexy now and charm the hearts of so many women that, for some, heartbreak is inevitable. Be kind, be diplomatic and be practical – fill up your social calendar now to prepare for party season this winter.

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Gal pals vie for your attention and you are happy to let the crowd carry you forward. But a wise Scorpio will hold back some of their plans from the groupthink and spring a few festive surprises later in the autumn. Who knows, you may turn a few girlfriends into lovergrrls. Will you find a few gems in the trash? Of course some of us are into trash.

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Sagittarians may not know how to channel all of their corporate influence now, but don’t worry. Not only do you have personal oil to spare, you will find that bosom buddies can offer you expert advice on how to spread it around. You may find yourself sliding up the ladder to success. Just don’t slip off as you wrestle with a certain femme fatale.  

 

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

Capricorns may have the urge to travel and cast their net far and wide. So explore the world before time and money become tight. And you will have the opportunity to hook up with an exotic and passionate travel companion along your journey. She can become your own personal grand adventure. Hurry before you find yourself tied to your desk instead of a double hammock.

 

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Your temperature is rising as autumn gets underway. What is turning you on, Aqueerius? It seems almost everyone and everything can get you excited. You have boundless sexual energy that demands to be sated. Find your hotspots at the “meet’ market and see who gets on your wavelength. Will it be her … and her … and her? Whew! Overload!

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

Guppies find themselves embroiled in a range of relationship issues. What you will need to decide this autumn is whether a certain partnership gives you everything that you need. Does it have the passion and intensity that will hold your interest? If not, have a heart to heart with her and see if you can get to heartburn. If so, start a raging fire.

 

 

SIDEBAR

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Sapphic Scorps are virile gals who can withstand ongoing torture and even the occasional cold and flu. They tend to have strong constitutions, even if they are not particularly active or athletic. While other water signs (Pisces and Cancer) are generally thought of as less robust and prone to bouts of depression, nervous conditions and general nagging ailments, Scorpio dykes are about as frail as a driving  steamroller or a falling anvil.

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Sagittarian dykes are very comfortable with their bodies. They are less likely than most other women  to have eating disorders and generally eat what they want when they want it. They are big on exercise, sports, hiking, horseback riding, golf and other outdoor activities and are therefore generally fit and robust. Sag rules the thighs and hips so most sapphic Archers have well developed thigh muscles and very huggable hips. Yikes!

 

 

© 2017, Charlene Lichtenstein, All rights Reserved, For Entertainment Purposes Only
Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com
Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)

 

 

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