Have a Happy Valentine’s Day as Venus in romantic Pisces and Mars in Randy Aries amps up your love meter.

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Put a little zing into your sex life now by sending some secret love missives that are designed to get your special lady hot, bothered… and a bit intrigued. The passion mounts as the weeks of mystery continue. Will you remain behind the scenes as you pull her emotional strings? I doubt it. “All talk and no action” is just not your style, Aries. Thank goodness!

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Gal pals may create some unexpected tumult in your life. You can feel penned in and held back.  It seems like they want to control your every move and guide you to things they want to do but you may not. Try to keep your composure and grace. Taureans are stubborn sisters and don’t like being “handled”. But then again, they love being handled. Whoo hoo!

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Geminis are climbing to the top of the corporate heap as their natural charisma pours soothing oil on upper management. How far can you slide and glide up the food chain? As it turns out you also have some powerful girlfriends who can act as your advance team. Remember to try to spread some of that personal oil with those who deserve a relaxing massage.

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Your long terms plans may involve some international or unusual travel now. You may have been in a rut, over worked or in need of some type of a zesty jolt to increase your energy. So get moving. Cancers with the urge to explore are guaranteed to find a myriad of interesting hot spots on which to focus their lusty attention. And I don’t mean wifi!

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses are not only regal felines they are also the most sensual and alluring animals in town. When you’ve got it, flaunt it and when you need it, go and get it. This is no time to sit at home and wait for a knock on the door. Get Out and prowl your hunting grounds. You never know who you will find hiding in the bushes. Ah, but whose bushes?

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Relationships heat up and there will be ample time, energy and effort to make any liaison as great as possible. Earthy Virgos know what to do and when to do it. For those seeking a connection, there is no time like the present to paint the town pink and check out some new dyke spots. There may be a tall drink parked up at the bar ready to be consumed. Get thirsty.

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Hard work pays off for Libras with a personal agenda and a mind focused on accomplishing it. Try to clear off your desk by moving items from the in box to your Out box. Your efforts will also put you in touch with someone special who may figure prominently in your future plans. Will it be love at first sight? It depends. How sharp is your eyesight, valentine?

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Your creativity hits a high point now, Scorpio. See where your imagination has the greatest impact. Anything artistic, romantic or dramatic will work. Heck, why not try a combination of all three? Launch even a half-baked idea and watch it cook and swell to a bun-licious level. You have no barriers to hold you back from success. Not even dams.

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Gather your best bosom buddies and plan a series of get togethers close to home. You can create an especially convivial and comfortable collection of the most interesting, accomplished and sexy ladies around. So pass around the good gay cheer and see who you can meet, greet and sweep off her feet. Mission accomplished!

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

You are full of great ideas and big opinions. Now is the time to share it with those who can make them realities, Capricorn. Some of these proposals will take you far. Some will establish you as a great thinker and orator. But don’t just use this time to fan the air. Use that wonderful mouth of yours for more interesting and passionate pursuits. Anyone we know?

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Aqueerians feel in the fiscal pink and why not? You have been carefully cultivating your money tree and now is a good time to pluck a few juicy rubyfruits. There will be many temptations so carefully consider your options. While you don’t want to waste any money, feel free to splurge a little. But also try to plant a few money seeds now to bloom in the long hot summer.

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

Guppies jump into the social swim and make a big splash this spring. What is it about you that seems to be attractive anyone you choose? Maybe it’s your boundless enthusiasm. Maybe it’s your sultry, sexy presence. Whatever it is, you may find that party central can become any place that you hang your hat. Hmm, or is that a lampshade?


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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)