Your March Heroscope

What do the stars have in store?

Aries March 21-April 20

Saturn has your love-life standing to attention. Then it’s left, two, three, four – back, two, three, four – right, two, three, four… Had enough of the rigid routine, Aries? Outlay alert! Trim the budget or cut up the cards.

Taurus April 21-May 21

The Jupiter/Pluto Trine expands your mind zone. This comes in the form of new study or training, or else, you get it through the College of Life. Your bedroom morphs into your personal pop-up store.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Your career zone is packed to the rafters with both personally and globally-inclined planets. Make a difference in an area that caters for your mental needs, while also supplying a service to the public. Adopting a pet is earmarked.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Uranus open-handedly presents you with a rare opportunity to assist a worthy cause or make a mark on the bench. Is your sex-drive spiraling out of control, but there’s zero action? Solution: promptly jump off the sofa.

Leo July 24-August 23

You swell with pride when presented with an award, finish a huge project, or have a satisfied customer. The Sun/Mercury duo says ramp up your fun meter with a fitness-fest or four-legged friend. Bang out a barefaced blog.

Virgo August 24-September 23

As Saturn silently starts slipping out of your money zone, you feel the pinch of some recent bad moves, while clearly sensing financial freedom on your tail. Smile, Virgo, you’re about to be seriously loved-up.

Libra September 24-October 23

Keep it real, Libra, as this classy chick wants nothing less than someone who plays themselves. Multi-task to the max, if you aim to complete the home project or assignment on time. It’s your doorway to new beginnings.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

No girl gets to rub something in your face unless you demand it! Time to schedule a little chat, but do make a point of releasing your inner-diplomat. A group challenge or syndicate holds a nice surprise.  

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Jupiter’s nice connection with Pluto promises movement with a business or financial stalemate. A dinner date whet’s your appetite for a long evening session. Kudos for using your new listening skills, but refuse to fall for a sob story. 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Saturn friction creates a pull between your personal life and career direction. Be ready to make a decision that shocks your poised posse. Searching for a holiday deal or holiday home? Get it online or through word of mouth.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Now you’ve shaken off Neptune’s sticky emotional web, you can bring your cool-and-detached hat out of hiding. Reckon it might take a miracle for someone to touch your core? Don’t bet on it, she’s just to the right. 

Pisces February 20-March 20

Eager to finish that pressing item? Then don’t allow someone’s insecurity or bitch session to be your road block. Chase up that missing money or lost love. It won’t be time wasted, and you’re unlikely to have any regrets.