Ellen Page And Emma Portner Tie The Knot
Plus, are Annie Clark and Carrie Brownstein back together?
Ellen Page Marries Emma Portner
After six months of dating, Ellen Page up and married a dancer. The two locked eyes backstage at Caesars Palace, Ellen in her zootsuit and crocodile spats, Emma poured into a gold lame catsuit, peacock feathers coming out the wazoo. “Hey, Frankie,” Ellen called to Frankie Casserole, high roller and bookie to the stars, “You catch that talent?” Frankie tossed his toothpick on the marble floors and gave Emma the once over, noting her inviting eyes and voluptuous assets. “Talent? Heck, that’s Emma Portner. She danced in Justin Bieber’s video. Got every cat from here to Constantinople scrambling to get a piece. You ain’t got a chance, Ellen. Even with your GLAAD award.” Ellen smiled. “I ain’t never got a chance. I’m from Canada. Never stopped me before, and it sure as hell isn’t gonna watch me now. Tell the rat pack it’s their lucky day, Frankie. I won’t be whipping them at blackjack after all.” Frankie watched Ellen approach Emma, saw her lean in for a kiss and lean back with a wisecrack. He saw their eyes meet, saw the way Ellen smiled, and felt a tingle of electricity whip down his spine. Was it anticipation? Or regret? An odd mixture of both, perhaps, a flash of foreboding that Ellen’s life, and their friendship, might never be the same.
And that’s what happened. Would I lie?
Evan Rachel Wood Wanted Globe Attendees To Call Out Sexual Harassers
Evan Rachel Wood suggested Golden Globe attendees use the occasion to publicly shame sexual harassers, and I think this is a fantastic idea. As a lapsed Catholic, I can attest that shame is a powerful motivator that crosses all socioeconomic, gender, and racial lines. Shame is useful. On Saturday, Wood tweeted “Hey! Persons’ attending the Golden Globes this Sun. If you see a predator but don’t feel you can say anything publicly, gather a handful of people and make a circle around them. The room will know,” Wood continued, “We are going to see some circles this weekend, or because of this idea some predators won’t bother showing up in the first place.” Unfortunately, this shame did not happen, because people are cowards and it’s so much easier to just wear black and speak solemnly.
Demi Lovato Kissed Jojo Gomez On New Year’s Eve
Demi Lovato, who dates men and women but doesn’t want to be labeled bisexual or pansexual, kissed straight semi-pop star Jojo Gomez on New Year’s Eve. They looked cute!
Are Carrie Brownstein And St. Vincent Getting Back Together?
Before St.Vincent (aka Annie Clark) dated Cara Delevingne, she was in a long-term relationship with Portlandia star Carrie Brownstein. The relationship wasn’t secret, but it wasn’t public either. Although Brownstein has publicly identified as bisexual for a long time, she’s known for avoiding gay media and avoiding discussing her relationships with women. When Annie and Carrie broke up, it was rumoured to be because Brownstein refused to be out publicly as a female couple. Fast forward to the present. On December 30th, Carrie Brownstein posted a picture of her ex-girlfriend with her dog. Now that Annie and Cara have split, could Carrie and Annie be getting back together? Will Carrie Brownstein finally stop hiding her relationships with women? And why do Carrie, Annie, and Cara have such similar names? MANY QUESTIONS.
Ellen Degeneres Is Sadly Not Trying To Overthrow The Government
As much as I enjoy the idea of Ellen Degeneres as a Machiavellian political puppet-master, the comedian is merely an extraordinarily wealthy and successful entertainer. Eric Trump, the weak-chinned moron spawn with American Psycho taste in hair product, implied otherwise on Twitter when he suggested Ellen DeGeneres, alongside Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, are #deepstate. Deep State is a...term for intense anal penetration? How your mind gets after seven glasses of pinot grigio? No, it’s a new conservative conspiracy theory to distract uneducated Americans from this government’s raging stupidity. Ellen DeGeneres poked fun at Eric Trump. "If you know me at all, you know I don't pay attention to politics, but unfortunately politics pays attention to me.” Ellen remarked. "So, I have some questions. First of all, which one is Eric? Did he kill the elephant or the cheetah? Which one? I don't know,” she continued. Watch her full rebuttal in the video above.
Is Evan Rachel Wood In An Open Marriage?
Evan Rachel Wood recently married some dude. Yet, according to Instagram, her New Year’s Resolution is to make out with women. This would imply an open marriage, or at the very least, a search for threesomes. Something to contemplate.
Samira Wiley And Wife Wear Matching Onesies
When you’re locked down in a long-term lesbian relationship, you get whimsical onesies because gay women look goddamn adorable in onesies. I bought my girlfriend a bunny onesie after a year. Unfortunately, I am that rare lesbian who cannot wear a whimsical onesie, even though I would look so cute, because I’m only 5’1 and they don’t make adult onesies for people my height. Children don’t have ass, so the kids onesies are out of the question. Samira and Lauren, presumably two people of normal height, did not run into this pressing issue and found matching red and white onesies to pose adorably in on Instagram.