Bella Thorne Wants To Date Kristen Stewart — Or Any Girl, Really
Plus Kelly Osbourne slams fake Hollywood lesbians.
Bella Thorne Wants To Date A Girl
Bella Thorne is 19, bisexual, and has never actually dated a girl. Who wants to help her change that? The actress channeled Marilyn Monroe (because she’s 19) on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. Inside the issue, Bella discussed her sexuality.
"I've done other stuff with girls, but I really want to actually date a girl." In between bites of salad, she theorizes on why it hasn't happened for her yet ("maybe girls just don't like me"), and admits she has a hard time reading signals from women. "I can't tell if a girl is hitting on me or she just wants to be friends. And I don't want to flirt with a girl if she thinks I'm just being her friend. What if I kiss a girl and she's like 'Oh, I'm just your friend dude, I can't believe you just crossed that boundary.' I'm confused on what they want from me." When pressed, Thorne confesses she'd actually like to date Kristen Stewart. "She's so hot. She seems like the raddest chick, I'd be so down."
Kelly Osbourne Disses Actresses Who Pander To Gays For Attention
Kelly Osbourne has many thoughts. Some are tedious, some are entertaining, and all are applauded by the gay men who spoon feed talentless straight women the delusion that they are gay icons. Gay men are weird like that. Kelly Osbourne did an interview with PrideSource because the mainstream outlets weren’t interested and she had some funny yet totally expected things to say.
Osbourne trotted out the old “never say never,” a trite sentiment towards which my disdain springs eternal. Allow me to explain. “Never say never” is what straight actresses say when gay people/media outlets ask if they have dated women. The answer is “no,” but that’s not very interesting. So, with a sparkle in her eye, the actress tilts her chin and coos “No, I’ve never been with a woman. BUT NEVER SAY NEVER.”
Osbourne then went off on young actresses pretending to be lesbians because it’s trendy. “There's this whole generation of young Hollywood girls who can't find love where they think it's supposed to be, and then they come out being gay and two weeks later they have a boyfriend. It drives me nuts! I think it takes all the proactive work the LGBT community has done and sets them back. Oh, so now you're gay? Then two weeks later: ‘Oh no, that was just a phase.’ You don't get to do that. I'll tell you who's the worst with it: young female celebrities. And I'm like, I know you. I've known you pretty much since before you used to shit outside of a diaper. You are not gay!”
Damnn. That is harsh. I’m dying to know who she’s referring to. I have a few ideas...
Caitlyn Jenner Does Not Fuck With Ellen DeGeneres
Caitlyn Jenner has a new memoir coming out called The Secrets of My Life. RadarOnline obtained a chapter (aka they were given a chapter by Jenner’s publicist) that takes aim at Ellen DeGeneres.
Let’s rewind: In 2015, Caitlyn Jenner went on The Ellen DeGeneres show. Ellen asked her about her conservative beliefs, specifically about how Jenner did not support gay marriage until she transitioned. Jenner stated that she was not originally for gay marriage because she was a “traditionalist,” but as time went on changed her thinking to “not wanting to stand in front of anyone’s happiness if that word marriage is really important to you.” Ellen, in a rare bit of hard questioning, pointed out that it sounded like Caitlyn Jenner still wasn’t real for same sex marriage. Which (and I just watched the clip) it did!
Ellen Degeneres later went on the Howard Stern show, called Caitlyn Jenner’s views “confusing,” and revealed that the Jenner “didn’t want to dance with her because she’s a lesbian.” Bad blood boiled. Two years later, it’s simmering over in Caitlyn’s new memoir. She claims, “This discussion further alienated me from members of the LGBTQ community... Ellen’s appearance on The Howard Stern Show, where in my mind she even more emphatically took what I said out of context, made it go viral.”
Caitlyn Jenner is a wonderful illustration of how everyone—regardless of their gender, sexual orientation, or status within the LGBTQ community—can be a self-serving ass.
Queer Chef Publicly Rejects Ivanka Trump
Angela Dimayuga, rising culinary star and queer woman of color, posted a hilarious exchange between herself and a writer for IvankaTrump.com. The writer reached out via Instagram asking for an interview. Angela’s response? Scathing. “Thank you for thinking of me... However, I’m for women who actually empower other women.” Angela pointed out that "So long as the Trump name is involved, it is political and frankly, an option for the IvankaTrump.com business to make a profit." She concluded that "as a queer person of color and daughter of immigrant parents I am not interested in being profiled as an aspirational figure for those that support a brand and a President that slyly disparages female empowerment." BOOM.
Orphan Black Drops Season 5 Trailer
It’s the last season so I’m expecting wild devastation.