Abbi Jacobson And Alyson Stoner Come Out
Plus, Cara Delevingne spotted kissing Paris Jackson.
Abbi Jacobs Comes Out As Bisexual
Abbi Jacobson came out as bi with the most chill possible during a recent Vanity Fair interview. The Broad City star said “I kind of go both ways; I date men and women. They have to be funny, doing something they love. I don’t know—I’ve never really been interviewed about this before.” Rumors about Jacobson’s sexuality have been swirling over her relationship with fellow low key queer celebrity Carrie Brownstein, who is the Kevin Bacon of celesbian dating. Seriously, you can play six degrees of Carrie Brownstein with any famous queer woman. Try it out sometime. Jacobson didn’t reference her relationship with Brownstein directly, but she did state that she’s single, so you still have a chance! Just kidding. You don’t.
Hayley Kiyoko Freaks Out Over Times Square Billboard
Well this is precious. Lesbian singer Hayley Kiyoko posted an adorable video of her freaking the fuck out on Instagram. The reason? Seeing herself on a massive Times Square billboard to promote Kiyoko’s debut album, Expectations. Sooooo #relatable. She manages to look simultaneously cool, pretty, and genuine, while thrashing about in public, which is quite the feat. Kiyoko oozed more charisma while performing on Jimmy Kimmel.
Samira Wiley Talks Flipping Her Wife In Very Sensitive Lesbian Manner
Bust’s April/May Covergirl Samira Wiley opened up about her wife Lauren Morelli’s gay awakening and their romance on the Orange is The New Black set. Morelli, a writer for the Netflix show, was infamously straight and married to a man when she and Wiley first met. During the first season, Morelli realized she was gay, left her husband, came out publicly, and started dating Wiley. Wiley reminisced:
“I remember those first months with her, trying to figure out her journey with her own sexuality. Feeling like she picked me as the person she was going to talk to about all of it. And it wasn’t sexual, it was just like a friend. There was something deeply intimate about that, whether there was sexual tension there or not. The deep intimacy of being two people talking about the core of who we are. Talking about our journeys. Not even necessarily flirting on set, but on the phone, thousands of miles apart, talking about Who are we? And does this make me a different person? Does this actually make me who I am now? That’s how we fell in love.”
Yeah, I feel like at some point, the term “flipping” (aka a gay person dating a straight person who has never gone same-sex before) fell out of style. Maybe because it implies a certain lack of respect for the formerly straight person’s personal journey or the complex, unique loom of sexuality. Whatever. I’m sure there’s a pissy personal essay about it somewhere on the internet. But let’s be real: Wiley flipped Morelli. She flipped her good.
Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson Makeout
Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson are officially hooking up. We’ve seen them holding hands and sneaking out of nightclubs, but now thanks to the Daily Mail’s ubiquitous paparazzi, we have visual confirmation via photos of the two making out. They were spotted canoodling on a double date with Macaulay Culkin and his girlfriend. Macaulay Culkin is Paris Jackson’s godfather. Michael Jackson befriended Culkin when he was a young child star and eventually named Culkin Paris Jackson’s godfather. Sweet! Normal! Healthy!
INSPIRING: New H&M Features Straight Actresses Pretending to be Lesbians
BRAVE. Mega-retailer H&M’s Spring 2018 ad campaign features Elizabeth Olsen and Winona Ryder Dancing together. What a triumph for us all!
Disney Star Alyson Stoner Comes Out in Personal Essay
Disney is a hotbed of baby bisexuals. In a personal essay for Teen Vogue, Disney Star Alyson Stoner came out as not straight (NO LABELS HERE HOMES) and in love with a woman. Stoner describes struggling between her Christian faith and attraction to women, eventually accepting herself as someone who is “attracted to men, women and people who identify other ways.” Brave!
Halsey Feels Isolated in New Single Alone
Like everyone is obsessed with Halsey and it’s hard, ok? It’s really hard. She’s GOT ENNUI. Halsey’s new single, Alone, is about having everything and everyone being obsessed with you and still feeling lonely. BRAVE. I have no fucking idea what that feels like and probably never will, so I kind of hate this song, although I applaud Halsey for being honest enough to lay out her disdain for the normals and audacious enough to believe her unfathomable privilege merits self-pity. The best thing I can say about “Alone” is that Halsey’s vocals are strong enough to ALMOST disguise the gag-inducing commentary. Oh, and she looks great!