Summer Horoscope: January/February 2016
Enjoy a fresh new start to life. Mars in Scorpio increases our passion while Venus in Sagittarius knows no bounds … unless that is your “thing.”
Aries (March 21-April 20).
Who put a tigress in your tank Aries? You are especially sexy and alluring now and can attract any woman you set your lascivious sights on. It is arguably the main thought in your mind all winter. Not only are you roaring to scoring, you seek to scratch your sexy itch in faraway, exotic lands. So plan a fun vacation …. or be satisfied with just your roaming hands.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
This is a great time to add a dash of romance into any staid and humdrum relationship. So get off your pillow, Taurus and plan some sensual antics that will help cement the bonds between the two of you. Those Bulls who are roaming the fields for a different graze can expand their usual range and find fresh opportunities. The fresher the better.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
If you are on the prowl for a lovergrrl, this may be the season for your successful conquest. And you may find her right in your place of work. Will she perk up your thoughts at the coffee maker? Will she rub by you on the way to the conference room? Anything is possible. So keep your eyes open and your lips apart, Gemini. Or something along those lines….
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Fun and work will not easily mix this winter, Cancer. It requires balance and finesse. Everyone wants a piece of you and there is only so much time and energy you have to offer. Try to charm your way with colleagues to see how much they can help reduce your workload. Then you will have time to decide how much party you are able to handle. Or it is party girls…?
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Your home life livens up this winter and you can find yourself as the happy homemaker. Plan some intimate soirees with a bevy of beauties who are ready, willing and able to be domesticated, Lioness. But before you send out the invites, survey your surroundings and see if it is up to your exacting standards. If not, spruce it up with a spring cleaning in all nooks and crannies.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).
Your mouth can get you into trouble this summer, Virgo. Lucky you! So say what is on your mind and see how you can change the social dynamic. You could become an influential mover and shaker in any community effort or political movement. Do many good deeds and before you know it, you will be the one to know. And I might mean that in the biblical sense.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).
Librans can corral their finances this summer. Your business acumen is sharp and, with careful planning, you can start your new year in the pink. But life is not all calculated dollars and cents. Divert your eye to a different bottom line and survey other assets. Your dough can be used to create a rise in a certain special lady. How about a luxurious champagne bath for two?
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
You were a spitfire this winter Scorpio, and that means that not only can you get to meet and greet the powerful few, you can also increase your own personal influence and shake the scene all by yourself. Grease the wheels by judicious use of your charm and charisma to get who you want where and when you want. Will it be lonely at the top? No – it is never lonely on top.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
This summer delivers interesting times for all Sagittarians who yearn to stretch the limits of their personal power. It could mean that a sudden, ground breaking revelation that gives you all the answers you need. It could mean that a secret admirer makes herself known and knocks you off your feet. Be prepared for a lot of time off your feet with your head in the star chamber, sister.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).
Gal pals shake, rattle and roll your world so be prepared to be swept off your feet and into the center of all the female frenzy. Get yourself into new associations and organisations. Your ability to impress will be impressive. Things can get hot and hotter. But if you yearn for quiet time, forget about it, Capricorn. Unless by quiet you mean less talk and more action. Ahem.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Your corporate ascent will be swift and sure, depend on who you choose to schmooze, Aquarius. As much as you hate corporate politics, you are good at it when you try. And now you try because you see tangible opportunities almost within reach. Use the winter to fine tune your ploy and, once you get to the top, turn the screws on all those tools. I love a woman in pinstripes.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).
Is this the summer of your discontent? If so travel far afield and seek adventure. It will refresh you and get you out of your boring, lonely routine. Keep yourself open to any possibility, Guppie, and expect some heady romance along the way. You never know who you will meet, greet and sweep off her feet. Or will you be the one swept up? Let’s see where you wash ashore.