Spring Gets Spicy: September 2016 Horoscope
Temperatures begin to rise as Mars sits with sultry Scorpio and Venus cuddles moody Cancer.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
A long distance relationship may have its ups and downs for you, Aries, but the glorious ups far outweigh the lonely downs now. Try to draw her closer with either a long visit or maybe even some future plans. For those with an urge to travel, find an adventurous bosom buddy to share your sleeping bag and explore every nook and cove with your traveling hands.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
Put some elbow grease into any boring task that has been gathering dust on your desk for too long a time, Taurus. You will be able to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time because of your ramped up powers of concentration and laser-like focus. The more you can finish up now, the more time you will have to play later. Or find a helpmate now and rubadub together.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Do some of your relationships need a bit of a bubbly refreshment or dash of artistry, Gemini? If so, focus more attention and creative energy in attending to the needs of the most important lady in your life whether your girlfriend, wife or mistress. You may be happily surprised at how even a little extra tender loving care can have refreshing results… especially if you get fresh yourself.
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
There is a lot to do around the house now from small to-do projects to a complete home entertaining extravaganza. The secret to your successful domestic agenda is to enlist the help of talented advisors who help you maximize your space. Cancers strive to make their surroundings as comfortable and cosy as possible. Make your nest a destination for a flock of birds.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Is there anything Lionesses like to do better than to relax and have fun? No. So give yourself a well-deserved break from anything that bogs you down, holds you back and reigns you in. Explore your neighbourhood. You will not only feel enlivened and inspired, you will also spread your personal electricity to a few new sockets. Light up the ladies as well as the night.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Family members may ask you for money or some other type of helping hand and it might be hard for you to say no. So try to be open, magnanimous and generous, not only to family but to others who may be in need now. You have high values and expectations. Remember that karma has a way of paying back, Virgo. Give them all the benefit of the doubt… this one last time.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
You have more than your fair share of glam and charisma now, Libra. So spread your personal oil around and slide into new sexy groups of influential ladies. You have some great ideas that have been germinating for a while. Now you can help them grow by convincing the power brokers to help you. So carefully present your ideas and plans, rest your case and see if the jury is Out.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
You have a guardian angel, Scorpio, and she is focused on your well-being and happiness. So how can you discover this glorious mystery woman? All is possible to a willing heart and an open eye. Be especially generous and kind now to everyone around you. Share you deepest thoughts and hopes with a certain someone. Then you will have her where you want her….
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Sagittarians are full of pep and conviction and are ready to take on the world with one arm tied behind their back. Great! But you can’t conquer the world on your own. Why not enlist a willing group of gal pals to assist in the fight while you lead the charge. But with your short attention span, where will you eventually lead your Pride Parade? How about to the nearest dyke bar?
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
Office politics and jealous co-workers may try to take advantage of your good nature but don’t let the bastards get you down. Get ready to go fishing for the corporate sharks, Capricorn. You have many talents and abilities that will get you far. Find new ways of getting your accomplishments noticed. Join forces with powerful female leaders and take over the (corporate) world.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Don’t be surprised if your love life turns upside down, Aqueerius. It will be full of happy surprises. A platonic gal pal can easily turn into a zesty lovergrrl. An exotic and mysterious stranger can get very familiar. The secret to your romantic success is to keep yourself open to the myriad of possibilities that the fates reveal to you … and the possibilities are endless.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Gimmie some sugar, sugar. Pisceanss shimmer with love possibilities and might just become the possibility of many hearts this spring. You ooze passion and charisma. And you have them where you want them. So try to make yourself available, do some outreach and see who you attract this fall.
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)