November 2016 Horoscope: Festivities And Femmes
Warm weather is upon us, with Venus in rowdy Sagittarius and Mars in rebellious Aqueerius.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
You’re itching for a far-flung romance with a spicy foreign lady. But you may not have to travel far, in fact you may already know her. Search your list of gal pals and see who could become your next lovergrrl. Sometimes familiarity breeds contempt but in your case familiarity breeds temptation.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
If you can focus on your career and do what you need to do right now, you will wind up with a very merry end-of-year celebration. Yet it will be hard to concentrate while you have all these hot and heady diversions going on. Prioritize, Taurus. Work now and work it later.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Escaping from the responsibilities of a particular relationship is futile, Gemini. And that is why you should put aside all other projects to focus on her and only her. The two of you could use a holiday vacation…together. For those on the prowl, an expedition for big gayme hunting could be a life changer.
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Things are brewing at work, Cancer. In the coffee room things can get steamy and perky rather quickly and coming to work takes on new meaning. So far so good. That is, until your affair is exposed and so are you. Will it all be worth it? Heck yeah!
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Prepare yourself for a frenetic, fun-filled Spring and Summer. Holiday party invitations arrive as you suddenly find yourself on top of everyone’s to-do list. All of this hazy, crazy activity will have its pros and cons. How many events can you possibly enjoy all at once? Will you be naughty or nice, Leo? Oh let’s guess.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Virgos may settle themselves in at home for the duration of the holiday season with a hottie to keep them cosy. Life looks pretty good from your comfy couch. But consider also inviting a few bosom buddies over for an intimate soiree one night. You can toss a holiday bash that will have tongues wagging.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
Give your creativity free reign this month, Libra. Your ideas, now carefully curated and deployed, can take you to new heights of accomplishment. If you have been sitting on the fence waiting for the right time to take action, this is it. You seem to know just what to say to get her to do what you want. Be very creative.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Scorpios are great at planning the perfect soiree. So start planning one that will have the neighbors gossiping about it for weeks. Choose your guest list carefully and check it twice. Go with the naughty and not the nice.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
You are the one to know this month, Sagittarius. Not only do you have ample charisma, poise and panache, you also know just what to say to charm anyone to your way of thinking. Recruit a bevy of admirers and plot to achieve your eventual world domination. Or is it dominatrix? I get confused.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
You may have a secret admirer, Capricorn. She is torrid, sexy and totally fabulous…and she can also be high maintenance. Life could become one huge scavenger hunt in order to find her. I know that you are ready for the expensive task. It will all be worth it, even if only as a valuable life lesson.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Aqueerians like to live life in the fast lane and now as things speed up for you, capitalize on all of the subsequent successful results. Gather like-minded ladies around you, put your pet project into action and see how things progress. By the end of the year you will be in a position to rule. And it’s not lonely at the top.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Finalize your end-of-year plans now. If you want to make your mark on the world, this is the time to do it. Guppies have great intuition now and can discern the motives of others. Use your acumen and personal flair to disarm any hidden enemies and gain complete control. Take no prisoners unless they’re sexy.