March 2019 Online Horoscope
March doesn’t always come in like a lion and out like a lamb. Sometimes it comes Out loud, proud and rambunctious. Mars in bullish Taurus and Venus in uncompromising Aqueerius set the tone.
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Aries (March 21-April 20)
You may find the gal pals are ready to scratch your lusty itch, but is that advisable, Aries? Are you ready to risk a perfectly good platonic relationship for something messier ... and maybe a lot more exciting and fun? Take a cool look at this romantic landscape and see where each path can lead. What do you really value in her? Who knows what delights (or disasters) lay ahead?
Taurus (April 21-May 21
Make your best moves in your career and see who you can impress with your verve, courage and overall brashness. You give a forceful and bold first impression, whether you mean to or not! So move and shake with the movers and shakers and see what they can do for you and your future plans. Taureans are ready to take on the world. My bet is on you to win.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Inquisitive Geminis can find themselves wading into deep international waters as the month progresses. If you are planning a getaway, be sure to really get away; Anything totally new and unfamiliar will prove to be especially illuminating. Who knows who you will meet on your travels? A mystery woman exposes herself to you. Whoo hoo! Pack the sunscreen.
Cancer (June 22-July 23
Sexy Cancers slide into the “meet” market scene with their personal oil. Use it to light up a range of bright romantic possibilities. But choose wisely. You can cat around town or you can unleash your current hotness to rubadub with a certain lady and insure that it leads to a strong relationship and to something much more permanent. That is your plan, isn’t it??
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
All eyes are upon you. Lovergrrls lavish you with more attention than usual and even influential and powerful ladies focus their attention to you. What are they all up to Lioness? Is it your sparkling personality? Is it your good looks? Is it your generosity? Maybe it is a combination of all three. Work it until it gets old. And if you work it correctly, it never will.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Virgos with a need to wander can find many hidden coves and crevices to explore. So why are you sitting at home waiting for a knock on the door? Get Out and about and see what the world has to offer. You don’t have to wander too far to find what and who you are looking for. There may be a certain co-worker who heats up your coffee cup. Oh, how many servings do you need?
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).
Charismatic Libras can set the pace in any fun-filled event. See what the social scene has to offer and add a bit of zest to the recipe. You can not only recharge a dull affair and make it into a must-attend, you can also launch your own set of wild escapades that will have tongues wagging for weeks. What mischief will you get into? Let’s hope a lot! Get going!
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Family members have something to say. Will you give them a chance to speak? Sure, why not. Scorpios with a clear domestic agenda will instinctively know which relationships can be fortified, modified or maybe even ended. The most important thing is to always be true to yourself, your needs and your aspirations. Others will simply have to adjust.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Even chatty Sagittarians will know when to talk and when to listen this March. Your communication is especially effective because you know just what to say to charm anyone you desire. The secret to your success is in your canniness to cut through the artifice and pretense and get to the center core of things. And that should also go for your dating strategy….
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).
They say that money is honey, Capricorn. Use what you have to sweeten any romantic encounter and make it more fun and creative. There are many party girls ready and waiting for you so spread yourself around town. You find many more opportunities to wield your wealth and get who you want. But will she only love you for your money? Do you really care?
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
This is your moment to make your mark on the world, Aqueerius. But you might consider doing it all from the comfort of your home. It can mean that you can work towards becoming something like an international YouTube sensation or it can mean that even a tiny level of outreach can have outsized impact. Whatever the world has to offer, check it out as they check you out.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).
Secrets of all types can become undone, as they should be now. Guppies with something to hide should be prepared to reveal all. It may sound frightening but it isn’t at all! Think of the great opportunity you now have to control the narrative? Grab the reins of your future and strive for transparency. Hmm, maybe like a cellophane suit? Whoo hoo!
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)