March 2018 Online Horoscope
If March comes in like a Lioness and out like a Lambda, that is because Venus in romantic Pisces and Mars in earthy Capricorn don’t know which end is up. And this is not a bad thing!
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Aries may infer from a few unguarded glances and whispers that things are beginning to percolate in their career. You are everyone’s lips. Are you due for a promotion or new opportunity? Or is it a chance to ingratiate yourself in the inner sanctum of power? Keep your eyes and ears open. Be a generous benefactress when you assume total power. Heh, heh.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
Taureans are popularity plus and can spread their good vibes globally. Find ways of reaching out to a range of platonic groups, clubs and organizations. You find yourself in the center of the action and can control the group dynamic to your personal will. Is it time to hit the road with a bodacious bevy of gal pals? Yes. Go big or stay home.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
They looove you at work. And why not? You are charming to the point of ingratiating and seem to know exactly what to do to get those in power cooking hot and heavy. Turn up the heat and see how far, fast and high you can move, Gemini. Your ability to maneuver will be swift. But be sure to plan for the future when your personal oil goes on a slow simmer.
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Cancers with an urge to improve a certain relationship can easily spice things up with an unplanned getaway. Whisk your lady off to an undisclosed destination and explore all nooks and crannies together. For those seeking a lovergrrl, you may be surprised at who you can meet in some unexpected place. Keep your options open and be prepared to go off course.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
You may find that your work environment gets very interesting now, Lioness. There is a potential romance in every encounter. So put in the sweat equity and get sweaty at the same time. But don’t let things get too complicated. Be discreet and discerning. At some point things may simmer down and then what? You won’t be able to avoid the coffee machine forever.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Party heartily, Virgo. Let loose and just have fun while the company is bawdy and you are bold. Attention to detail will prove successful as the little things that you do for her have an outsized impact on your overall romance and relationship. Focus on her every whim. All play and no work can make you two pretty complacent. Try it sometime.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
Libras take a look around their homes and may see a need for improvement. That can mean a spring cleaning or it can mean a series of flirty evenings full of females, food and festive fun. And, if you can take care of those little nagging jobs that have been piling up, all the better. Maybe you can even get a helping hand or three. Lower. Lower.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Loose lips can get you into trouble or in the center of all the fun. Your bold statements will get you all the attention you want and your great ideas may even get a big boost up and forward. Scorpios can also use their power of persuasion to lure a particular fly girl into their web. Your world will buzz with excitement, flirtation and a bit of sexy spark. Ah, but now what?
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
You may find yourself pumping more money into your home and surroundings now, Sagittarius. But be sure to spend your hard earned dough wisely and efficiently. Focus on improvements that make your home more comfortable and alluring. You never know who will swing by to borrow a cup of sugar .. and decide to stay. Start baking your plans.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).
Capricorns have schmooze-ability that they can use for any purpose. What will you conjure up? Who can you influence? Use this rare opportunity to push your personal agenda forward and start to implement any long term plans. In fact, consider running for political office. Your ability to sway hearts and minds can start a major movement. Ah, but in which direction?
Aqueerius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Stir up the cosmic soup and see what floats to the top, Aqueerius. There is almost too much going on in the background and in secret, leading me to believe that you are due for a surprise of some magnitude. Expect the unexpected. Money issues brighten as your generosity is reciprocated. Maybe she will support you in your old age?
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).
Guppies are the center of the social universe now as gal pals and bosom buddies gravitate into your orbit. You set the pace. You steal the scene. But try to keep it light and airy so the waves of popularity glide you into unexpected, unexplored territories, exclusive groups and glittering events. Your days will be full but pack a pillow for those long nights.
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)