June Horoscope 2016
Between flirty Venus in Gemini and passionate Mars in Scorpio, we are destined to do a little love damage this month. Will you take no prisoners or succumb to the ball and chain?
Aries (March 21-April 20).
Aries can talk the talk of love but may get their hands caught in the nookie jar when they make one promise too many with certain lovergrrls. You are very compelling now. Passions run high and the sex has never been better. But it may be a lighter flirtation for you than for her. It can become a hot and sticky situation fast … but maybe that is your ultimate plan?
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
If you think that money can buy you love, you may be right this June. If you are on the prowl, a few glittering items can attract a bevy of beauties. But remember, any relationship built solely on hard cash and commerce will become very tired very soon. Spoil your soulmate, but remember that the best things in life are free. Hmmm do you really believe that, Taurus?
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
You are the one to know and to get to know, Gemini. Milk it for all it is worth. You make a stunning first impression and can move with the shakers. So shake up your world a little bit and see if there is a special woman who can feed your need for adulation. I suspect there is more than one… at least right now. So hurry up and build up your web with a collection of fly girls.
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
There is someone who secretly lusts after you from afar. You may already know her or may meet her at a party or at some other festive or creative event. Make yourself very available and prepare to have your world spun around, Cancer. Life is too short not to take a calculated risk on love. And this may not be as big a risk as you think. Go and have too much fun.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
You have been too sedate, Leo. It's time to let gal pals work their magic on your social calendar. They have some great ideas and you will add the zip to any Outing. It is also a good time for you to expand your circle into a globe. Join new organisations or clubs. Try some different local hot spots. You may find a treasure chest of hot spots. Or maybe just a chest to treasure.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).
They love you on the job, Virgo, and why not? You are brimming with great ideas and exude confidence, charm and even a bit of pluckish mischief. The big bosses eat up whatever you are serving. Just do what you need to do to grab a bit of good corporate will so you can rest on your laurels and enjoy more of your home life. Or is that rest on Laurel? I get confused.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).
Don’t be surprised if a sexy stranger captures your heart and whisks you off to parts unknown this June. Adventure awaits, Libra, and it will also be very romantic and heady. But stay within a budget and check the price tag for any “trip to the moon on gossamer wings” so it doesn’t turn into “one of those crazy things.” It may cost much more than you expect. But what a way to go!
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
You may become a lusty bull in a delicate china shop, Scorpio. You want what and who you want, when you want it. Passions are running hot and high and your innate intensity and jealousy could also run high… and amok. Will you crush a few hearts or let a few delights spoil? Go for the gusto, but pack the pepto for any lingering heartburn this June.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Concentrate on your most important intimate relationships now, Sagittarius. You seem to know just what lovergrrls need and can offer tender loving care to soothe any hurt feelings. Watch your actions carefully on the job – there are things going on behind the scenes that may trip you up later. Thankfully, your strong network of supporters has your back. But you prefer your front.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).
Capricorns may take a sidelong look in the mirror and decide to improve on their physical perfection. This can mean a revamped diet, exercise regime or outlook. But mostly it will help you vamp things up with a certain luscious you-know-who. Before you know it, you'll feel as fit as a fiddle and ready to be plucked. Great - just as long as you're not played.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Aqueerians are only in it for the fun and frolic now, and may want to leave the heavy and serious stuff for another day. And yet, there is something that might compel you to behave in a slightly more respectable manner. Your career prospects heat up and you certainly don’t want to be caught pushing your paperclip in the supply room with a nubile underling. Or do you…?
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).
All of your hard work to create a comfortable and beautiful domestic environment will pay off now. Showcase your space with a select few gal pals and plan some (very) intimate tete-a-tetes at home. You are not only a steamy fish fry, Guppie, you also have a huge, insatiable appetite yourself. Eat, drink and be merry. Or is it “do” Merry?