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July Online Horoscope 2017

Expect a summer storm as flirtatious Venus in Gemini and dramatic Mars in Leo create a hot deluge. Hey where do I sign up??


Aries (March 21-April 20)

You know just what to say to get a grrl hot and steamy, Aries. You will have her just where you want her. So then what is your next big move? Plan ahead and have a few extra invites in your pocket for the best and most exclusive summer fests so not only can you wine and dine her, you can also show her how popular you are. Impress her sooner so you can press her later.


Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Taureans seem to prefer to stay close to home and why not? Your home is the perfect love nest and you are even contemplating more lavish improvements through the month. Spread your good cheer around. Why not shower your riches on a few bosom buddies? Plan some intimate get togethers with them. How intimate is entirely up to you. Ahem.


Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Geminis have that certain something and effortlessly grab everyone’s adoring attention. But they are like moths to a flame as your heart cannot belong to any one woman now. Share your gracious affections with as many new admirers as possible and try not to break too many hearts in the process. Whatever personal oil you have, get ready to bottle it and sell it.


Cancer (June 22-July 23)

There are benevolent forces working in the background that can make life much easier for you. She may be a guardian angel or some type of karmic payoff. But you have to prioritize what is and is not important to you. Review your value system and see what is working and what still needs some work. The rubber will meet the road, Cancer. Will you create skid marks?


Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses will enjoy a bevy of platonic gal pals who will fill up your time with enjoyable events. Expand your interests and get involved in more community projects and movements. Keep your calendar open and flexible – one offer looks better than the next. You never know who will be waiting for you to scratch her itch. Let’s hope it is more than just that tight tweed sweater.


Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

You have been working far too hard to not receive some type of reward or payoff. The big bosses are beginning to notice and you are even getting a behind-the-scenes push from someone totally unexpected. Go with the cosmic flow and keep up the good work. Expect something satisfying to come your way in the next few weeks. No names please!


Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Don’t be afraid to try something or someone new now, Libra. You need to get out of your routine and liven up your life. Whether this means travelling far afield or discovering the charms of your neighborhood is up to you. In fact, what might really liven up your life is discovering the charms of a certain you-know-who or even a soon-to-be you-know-who. Keep exploring!


Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Sizzly Scorpios are too hot to handle. At least that is what you think as you ply your best efforts on a certain lovely. But try not to overdo it, lest you scare her away. You are packed with passion and this may be overwhelming to lesser souls. So dole your attentions out in small select gifts. Before you know it you will have your fingers deep in the nookie jar.


Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Pay more attention to your relationships now, Sagittarius. Not only can you make them stronger and more passionate, you can also mold them to your (heh heh) ulterior motives. Whatever you decide to do, do it in a caring, generous and thoughtful manner. Anything put into practice now will not be easily undone later. If both of you are happy that is a long term win / win.


Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

Putting a little sugar into your morning office coffee will pay off in ways that you may not be able to predict. Be especially kind to co-workers now, Capricorn. It will not only facilitate your plan for company (or world) domination, it could also lead to new and interesting friendships and alliances. What are you cooking up in the office kitchen? What is that smell?  


Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Party hearty, Aqueerians find the time to get loose, “wilde’ and even a bit reckless. You feel in top form and look even better. But before you dance the night away, check to see if there are bosom buddies who want to party along but may not be able to keep up with your stamina. Slow and steady can have a very desirable effect on your romantic prospects and parties for two.


Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

Guppies are finding that their home is not only a wonderful relaxing refuge, it is also the epicenter of their social life now. Gather a gorgeous crowd of girlfriends to share your space. Then conjure up your best alchemy and cast a spell on that certain someone who will figure prominently in your domestic agenda for the next few months… or even longer if you are lucky.



© 2017, Charlene Lichtenstein, All rights Reserved, For Entertainment Purposes Only
Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com
Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)


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