July 2016 Horoscope
Stay warm this winter as Mars sits with sultry Scorpio and Venus cuddles moody Cancer.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Not only do you want to hang around the house in your robes and slippers, you wouldn’t mind slipping along with a comely companion. But your surroundings may need some sprucing up to make it enticing and comfortable. Consider anything from a paint job to a full-fledged renovation. Get your crib ready for a bevy of babes and see who needs a good spanking.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
You’re a charmer with a mouth that doesn’t stop! Taureans seem to know just what to say to sweep a grrl off her feet. But then what do you do? Ready to take things to their logical conclusion? I suggest that you plan your liaisons with an eye toward creating a more permanent relationship… One that might last at least a month.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
You’ll work hard for the money all through the winter, Gemini. So don’t slack off and expect to slide by on your good looks. Your eyes are larger than your bank account. You not only earn, you also burn right through it. Money may not buy you happiness but it could bring some appreciative and acquisitive gals to your den of iniquity.
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Focus on whatever or whoever piques your interest this winter, Cancer. There will be ample opportunities to meet, greet and sweep certain ladies off their feet. Your social calendar fills to overflowing as your flair for entertaining and partying has tongues wagging. No matter how tired you may feel, rev your engines and take flight.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
There is suspense and secret lust lurking in the background as you go about your usual daily routines. Will you discover a peach while you caress the melons at the market? Or will your exotic tastes be satisfied at a new local hot spot? Lionesses may not be calling the shots this winter but giving it up to the fates might lead to unexpected highs.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Gather a posse together and see what mischief you can create. There are lots of exciting opportunities and things to do in your own neighbourhood, Virgo. So you don’t need to travel far to have fun this winter. And who knows if there is a new girlfriend or two hanging out at a still-to-be-discovered dyke bar down the street? The fun will be in the seeking and discovering!
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
Even if you are tempted to take some time off this winter, don’t. The next few weeks will offer you a chance to make a big career move and earn lots more money. Libras are naturally diplomatic and charming. Now you have a double dose of it. Use your personal oil to grease the corporate sharks. Then grab your spear and go shark fishing.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Feeling bored, Scorpio? You have no excuse to sit at home and watch the paint dry. Your personality is on sizzling hot and your ability to schmooze anyone into anything is at a high point. Expand your horizons, get out of your routine and comfort zone and explore the unusual, unique and foreign all through the winter. Hmm anyone we know?
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Upend convention, Sagittarius, and do something (or someone) surprising and out of the ordinary. It will have a powerful impact on your personal outlook and sexual confidence. Your chances of success are great, your instincts are on target and you are one sexy babe ready for action. So sneak up and take the bull by her horns this winter.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
Girlfriends may go head to head with gal pals this winter in vying for your attention and affection. Who will win your heart, Capricorn? Try and balance all relationships, giving enough quality time to each. A winter romance is possible for those with a wandering eye. Will it turn into a beautiful friendship or something more torrid? I guess we will just see.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Don’t even think of relaxing this winter, Aqueerius. There are those who rely on you for your sage advice. There are others who need your expertise and guidance. And there are others who need your gumption, grit and hard work to get things done. You have a lot on your plate that needs to get done before the weather cools down. Plan on being cool later.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Life will be full of adventure, romance and fun this summer, lucky Guppie. Don’t plan on swimming in the same social pools and fishing in the same watering hole (no matter how mouth-watering it may be). Expand your tasting menu by trying new spicy dishes. You can also become more creative in your activities. Do silk scarves and a swing count…?
Charlene Lichtenstein is the author of HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians (Simon & Schuster) now available as an ebook.