February 2019 Online Horoscope
Valentines should come in a rainbow of colors instead of only red. In lovely February, let’s get our hands (and other parts) dirty as both Venus and Mars enter earth signs Capricorn and Taurus.
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Aries (March 21-April 20)
There is something brewing in the office as Aries spy a kindred Valentine in the next work station. Sparks fly and your lust may know no bounds. How much love and affection do you need around the office? It seems like plenty! So much so that gossip girls get going as the action accelerates. But do you really care what wagging tongues have to say? Well sometimes…
Taurus (April 21-May 21
You are a supernova who can now command center stage with grace, diplomacy and charisma. And your ability to reach out far and wide to gain admirers seems to know no bounds. So don’t waste this time contemplating your own navel, Taurus. Use this time to meet, greet and sweep a few ladies off their feet. Who knows? You could cause a sensation. Or are you sitting on your own dildo?
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Even the most charming of Geminis will be amazed at their powers of persuasion now. Not only can you get others to follow you on your every word, there is something mysterious and powerful behind your efforts, like a force for good (or evil…?) So as you ooze your personal oil, be sure that you don’t leave too many grease marks on the body politic. You don’t want to be tracked later…
Cancer (June 22-July 23
Gal pals want to get in on your act. So let them! You may find that partnerships and group efforts pack an additional energy that you couldn’t get by striking out on your own. Cancers can also expand their area of influence with new associations and clubs. Before you know it you can become the leader of the pride parade. Will you lead others into temptation? Let’s hope so.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
They love you at work, Lioness. Do you love them back? Well, maybe and maybe not. It seems that this February presents you with a dilemma. How can you be your charming, easy going self when you burn with ambition and an overwhelming drive to succeed? Don’t worry. You will find a way to be that iron fist wrapped in that velvet glove. But be careful of letting your wrists show…
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Adventure is served to you on a large platter now, Virgo. From grand world adventures to intimate parties, your ability to schmooze will lead you to take action on the global stage. Pepper your personal oil with something hot and spicy and see how many ladies come to your tasting menu. The question becomes - How big is your appetite and much will you feast?
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).
Don’t squander all of your charisma on any old lovergrrl, Libra. February demands that you carefully dole out your delicacies among a very chosen few. Gather close bosom buddies together and make home entertaining a major activity throughout the month. Who know what can brew when so much effervescence descends in one place? And I do mean descend as the floor gets very wet.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Staying close to your neighborhood will have some unexpected benefits now, Scorpio. You will get into the “know” of what is really going on. In fact, there may be a specific neighbor that gets especially friendly with you. Who knows what can happen when two celestial bodies collide? You may decide to co-join your apartments or houses. Or maybe just move into the biggest house in town?
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Money is honey, Sagittarius. So be sure that you have enough of it in February as the lure of valentines can become too alluring … and expensive! You are extravagant and generous by nature but reining in a bit of your largess now will leave you with more for future fun. It is possible to enjoy life on a dime as much as on a dollar. See if she will notice that your champagne is actually lemon seltzer.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).
Capricorns with a goal can achieve anything their heart desires. Use your extra oomph of charisma to open some new doors of opportunity this February. Seek out influential women and show them why you are the one to know and to listen to. Before you know it you will be in the epicenter of all of the festivities and the mover and shaker of things to come. Hmm, anyone we know?
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
You have a secret admirer, Aqueerius, and she is ready to make herself known to you. Don’t be surprised at the depth and range of your fan club; In fact, you have many women who have their eye on you. When the amount of attention makes you feel uncomfortable, find a way to choose the most interesting ladies and move them into your inner social circle. Then let competition begin!
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).
Try to balance the often conflicting needs of gal pals with what you really want to do. Issues may reach a critical point this February but don’t let the dramatics stress you out. Find ways to harmonize, Guppie. You may find that there are many ways to create a meeting of the minds that will make everyone feel appreciated and heard. Or you can find an excuse to take a last minute vacation…
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)