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February 2016 Horoscope

If your heart goes aflutter and flies away, blame it on Venus which squares Mars through most of the month.


Aries (March 21-April 20).

There is nothing quite so much fun as a bevy of bodacious bosom buddies to spark up your Valentine’s month. Aries are sought-after guests at every event. Expand your area of influence by joining new clubs or organisations. Fill up your dance card and partner up with a two-step or cha cha. And also try the lambada. They say that it is the forbidden dance.

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Make your big corporate move this February, Taurus. Not only are you able to charm the corporate snakes; you can amass more personal power for future use. What do you really want from your career, and are you willing to take the necessary risks to make it happen? Make sure that your plan includes a flexible work schedule. All work and no play makes Jane very tired.  

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Geminis need to scratch their travel itch this February. Or maybe it is just a general itch -- You seem to be in a rut. Climb out of your funk and see the world with fresh eyes and get a little fresh yourself. Find ways to spice up your life with a few exotic and randy adventures, and perhaps a few exotic and randy adventurers. Hmmm, maybe it’s someone called Randy…?

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Expect to get more than your fair share of Valentines this February as your sexual temperature rises and your animal magnetism gets extra grrrr. Cancers are usually romantic and mushy, but now you can be positively predatory as you hunt for the perfect lovergrrl. Let’s see how hot things can get for you. Is steamed crab on the tasting menu?

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses in a relationship will find that the connection can be taken to a new level this February. Be more cognisant of what your lovergrrl needs and give it to her in dollops. Those on the prowl will find more opportunities to meet, greet and sweep her off her feet. Decide which eye candy gives you both sweet and tart. Then craft to your liking. Or is it your licking?

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).

Roll up your sleeves and get to work, Virgo. February not only brings accomplishment, but there may also be a dash of romance around the office or at the gym. So don’t spend too much time poking around at your desk. Make yourself available. If that means drinking more than five cups of coffee a day while you hang around the breakroom with her, so be it.

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

Libra grrls just want to have fun this February… and they will! Plan a few intimate soirees or big basheroos. You are bursting with great creative ideas and have the oomph to make any party a night to remember. Of course, with all of this hectic activity going on during the Valentine festivities, it may all wind up to be a big, woozy blur. Ah, but what a way to go!

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

February is best served at home, Scorpio. So resolve to invite a few select bosom buddies over for a special evening or series of evenings. In fact, you might also find that your current abode is not up to your exacting standards anymore. Is it time to move, redecorate, or just move a few things around? Maybe it is all in whom you have hanging around that will dress the place up.

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Do you know what you are talking about, Sagittarius? There are so many things going on in your mind, and so many heartfelt opinions ready to go. You may spill the beans on a certain secret or otherwise say something bold when you shouldn’t speak at all. Better use that sexy mouth for something more productive than just fanning the air. It is Valentines month after all. Ahem.

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).

Count your many blessings, as well as your pennies, this February. Capricorns feel the urge to splurge on trinkets that may not prove their worth. (Anyone we know…?) Carefully measure what you need with who you want, and see how the scales balance out. Remember, they say that the best things in life are free. But if not, they seem to be on discount now.

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Aqueerians are the charmers of the zodiac now. You ooze charisma and can capture the heart of any woman you want. So be very choosy, and a bit practical. Are you seeking romantic love, passionate lust, happy companionship or a rare combination? Don’t settle or compromise. The lady you sway today could be yours for the long term. Or maybe it will only feel that way.

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).

Secrets are swirling in the background. Which ones will spill out and reveal something you would rather keep quiet? Whatever seeps into the cosmos now, embrace it and wear it proudly, Pisces. There is nothing that you need to fear or hide from. In fact, you will emerge even stronger and more confident as the month progresses. Show the world the meaning of Pride, baby!

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