December Online Horoscope
Check out what this holiday season has in store for you!
What is it about the holiday season that gets us so jolly? Maybe it is Mars in sexy Scorpio and Venus in adventurous Sagittarius that lights our tree and rings in the New Year. Oh ringading!
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Aries are hot to trot all through the holiday season. So get moving! You exude an extra dollop of sexiness and sensuality now and can attract any lovergrrl you want. But don’t over gorge. Try to be a bit choosey. Don’t waste your time on loose ladies who are not interested in a long term commitment, unless, of course, you are into light bites.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
If you are currently in a relationship, find ways of spicing it up. Toss out those old furry slippers and ratty bathrobe and trade them in for … absolutely nothing at all! If you are on the hoof, try grazing in new pastures. Taureans need their engines revved on a constant basis. Now not only can you get charged up now, you can rule the road.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
While you would rather party hearty, you can actually get a lot more stuff done at work. Clean off your desk and prepare it for the New Year. Don’t feel that you are missing out on any gaiety, however, Gemini. The festivities seem to find you. Of course, you may want to avoid a compromising butt xerox of you and you-know-who at the company party. Or do you….?
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
The festivities reach a fevered pitch for you, Cancer. Your presence will be requested at every event from A to Z. How many parties can you realistically attend all at one time? It may be fun to figure that out. A light romance may be in the cards for you as well. It will all seem so bubbly that you may float on air. But pack a pillow should reality bite.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Lionesses may prefer to stay closer to home this holiday season. And why not? Your home is a comfortable cave of delights. That goes for your décor as much as it does for your lovely guests. Plan some intimate get-togethers with close bosom buddies. Stir up the excitement with some unexpected, festive touches. How touchy will you get? Let’s hope a lot.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
What is on your mind, Virgo? You have a lot of great ideas to share and now have the opportunity to share them with many of your admirers. But don’t spend too much time on conceptual and lofty ideals when you can use your gift of persuasion on more practical, down-to-earth matters. Get things done. And when it comes to your love life, get it well done instead of rare.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
If you find yourself splurging on a fancy trinket or two, give yourself a break this holiday season and just enjoy. But know your limits and don’t spend what you don’t have. In fact, this holiday season can see some financial upside. The secret to your success is to find a well-endowed benefactress who can spoil you until you stink. You can only hope!
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Scorpios are not only in the epicenter of attention, they can also expand their influence to an entirely new fan girl base. Plan your 2018 now as you rub elbows (among other parts) with some very influential women who can help you make things happen. So don your gay apparel and show the immediate world what pride is all about. Wow!
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Do you sense that change is afoot? You may just be right, Sagittarius. There is a lot going on behind the scenes where tongues are wagging and emotions run high. This is all good because you are out of the drama and able to take advantage of any opportunity that is presented. Opportunity knocks. Answer the door.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
Girlfriends are there to help you celebrate the holidays and prepare for new life experiences in the New Year. But don’t stick strictly with the familiar faces. Capricorns should use this time to expand their social circle into a globe by joining international groups and organisations. Who knows where it can all lead? Maybe Maui? Maybe Paris??
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
If you have ambitiously figured out your best path to corporate success, this is the time to implement it while the executives relax and party down. Aqueerians may upend business as usual and install their own system of management. Good thing too. Your progress was getting stalled. So find your opening, make your move and grab power while you can. Heh heh.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Guppies are off on a grand adventure now that takes them out of their hum drum routines. Your world opens up like an oyster and you should slurp it up. For those with less time to spare and little money to spend for world travel, open up your vistas virtually or closer to home. Discover some cheap thrills to take you to new mesmerizing heights. No names please!
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
A career that involves international travel and/or meeting foreign folks will keep this wandering Sagittarian woman interested and fulfilled. Because she seeks to meet all types of people in all walks of life, she holds no prejudice and can be blunt and outspoken for the truth. This is a woman who can harness any cause close to her heart and take it the next step. Enlist her help in any of our political and community causes and you will have a winner.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
Capricorn gals tend to have sharp memories and a fairly good perspective on certain situations. For these reasons they are sought after as professional advisors from everything to career paths to choice of girlfriends. They excel in career advice but I would hesitate to take her advice in love situations; She will always advise choosing the girl in wingtips with a good steady job which may not necessarily be your slice of paradise.