December 2018 Online Horoscope
How festive will our December be? Very according to the cosmos. Venus moves into sexy, but jealous, Scorpio while Mars hovers in romantic Pisces. Good things come in any size boxes.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Get your jiggy on, Aries as your personal hot-cha-cha takes over the dance floor. You are sexiness personified with a bit of passionate intrigue and a bit of jealousy thrown into the mix for good measure. Life will not be boring. How many lovelies will you love at once? It may be tempting to bite off more than you can chew but more than a mouthful is generally wasted.
Taurus (April 21-May 21
Gal pals may want more from you, Taurus. Will you let one or two of them become more than just friends? Any relationship that you currently have or undertake now has the potential to be long-lasting. So choose carefully and weigh any major decision against future opportunities and consequences. The new year is not far away and you want it to be fabulous.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
You have been putting in a lot of effort at work and might begin to see positive signs or advancement now, Gemini. Know when to turn up the charm with co-workers and bosses. You never know who will approach you with an enticing offer at the company holiday party. However, if it involves sitting bare butt on the photocopy machine, I would tend to pass on the offer.
Cancer (June 22-July 23
Travel and exotic adventure are in the cards for any Cancer with a sense of destiny. Your wonderful combination of flirtation and festivity will take you far and lead you to some very interesting ladies. So get off your couch and forge your way in the world. See where a few calculated risks take you. Who knows? You may discover new territory to conquer. But get her name first…
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Family matters will take up more of your time this December. But it needn’t be a hardship or problem. In fact a better connection to your relatives will give you more peace of mind and confidence. Lionesses can also plan many exceptional parties at home throughout the holiday season. And sometimes a guest list of one will be even more fun that a guest list of 100.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Virgos seem to know exactly the right thing to say at the exact right time. The planets are all aligned to give you the most impact. Now make your charismatic gift of gab work for you. Reach out and gather all of your best bosom buddies together for a holiday gathering. Cement certain relationships and plan for the future. Deck the halls with Holly and see what happens.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).
This may be a good time to examine your finances, Libra. You feel more confident and have a lot more energy to devote to a range of personal projects. Not only do things seem to be looking up, but there may also be a few gift certificates or bonuses coming to you from the hard work you have been doing over the past few months. Uh, you have been working hard, haven’t you?
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Scorpios are the center of all of the attention now. You are especially sexy and compelling. So show it off and strut it around town. There are some festive ideas brewing and some bodacious gal pals ready to roll. While your charisma is at a high point, try to get onto every A-list party event you possibly can. Or get it on with some of the Z list and strive to have any point of comparison.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Make some mysterious moves that will not only get you out of a family jam but also enable you to more fully enjoy a certain relationship. Sagittarians have a lot on their agenda and there is not enough time to handle all of the loose ends. So use your best strategic impulses to play your life like a chess game and fend off any attacks. Who knows? Maybe you will be able to capture the queen.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).
Gal pals sure know how to have a good time and you are happy to join in on their plans. Capricorns who seek solitude will have trouble finding it because of all of the social swirl going on around them. Forget about getting away from it all. Concentrate now on holiday festivities with those groups and clubs that best fit with your life plan. Seeds that you plant now will bloom in the spring.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
They love you at work, Aqueerius. Why I don’t know. But don’t try to figure it all out now. Use this charismatic oomph to get on the fast track and amass any extra money or power you can. The power brokers may have plans for you. Play the game and see if you can bamboozle the bosses. Then when you get your rewards, you can mold the company the way you want. Nude Fridays!
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).
Now is the time to get out of your old routine and find ways to make your life a bit more interesting and exciting. Guppies ache to break free, get Out and make a name for themselves. Choose that name carefully and then make your global celebrity debut. The sky is the limit. Will you become a Twitter darling? Your tweets could attract a flock of birds with your mass appeal.
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)