Autumn Animalism: March 2016 Horoscope
March comes in like a lioness, and comes out like hot lamb loins for a romantic April dinner for two.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Aries have an adventurous itch to scratch this autumn, and why not? You have been too sedate and routine. It's time to break out of your humdrum. There are steamy surprises in store for those who take the road less travelled. So pack your bags, plan your itinerary and let a certain lovely lady hum your drum in some far off exotic locale.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
Will you confuse a platonic relationship with a passionate one this season, Taurus? In fact, you may have already set the stage for drama among your closest gal pals. Decide if you want to mix it up. If so, go for it. The heart wants what the heart wants. But be prepared for some heartburn!
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Geminis will have to find the perfect balance between all-consuming career goals and the needs of lovergrrls now. Burning the midnight oil at work will not help to burn the embers of passion at home. Make some tough decisions to balance your life so that the both of you are happy and satisfied.
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Why are you locked to your desk when the last of the warm weather beckons, Cancer? It is time to free yourself from any dreary and boring encumbrances. Get the job done and clear off your desk. You need time to simply refresh, rejuvenate and reassess your life’s directions. All work and no play makes Jane a very dull girl...not to mention April, May and June.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Expect a lot of fun and gaymes this autumn, Lioness. You feel inspired, energetic and a little bit out of control. That means you cannot only mine your creative muses, but also certain feisty lovergrrls. You know how to get “artistic” with you-know-who, which can involve body paint, a feather boa and an egg timer. Make your masterpiece.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Don’t let your family get in the way of love, Virgo. That may mean a deft hand with certain relatives. But you are up for it and may even find ways to make a tense situation mellow and accepting. Get it done as fast as you can. You will need your energy to apply that same deft hand to a lovely who is much more deserving and attractive.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
Your mouth can get you into trouble this autumn, Libra. Lucky you! Say what is on your mind and see how you can change the social dynamic. You could become a mover and shaker in a community effort or political movement. Do good deeds and before you know it, you will be the one to know. And I might mean that in the biblical sense.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Fun may cost much more than you think this autumn, Scorpio. Tantalising her with extravagant gifts and wooing her with gilded experiences may attract her in the short term. But if you want her in it for the long haul, pace yourself with all the gift giving and reveal to her your golden inner qualities. Uh, what was the price of gold again…?
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Sagittarians not only see themselves as hostesses with the mostess; they also want to be right in the center of all of the action, both in and out of the home. Your social calendar fills up quickly this season. How can you balance all this need for attention with the needs of others? Share your adoration with a certain you-know-who.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
There is a lot of gossip swirling around this autumn, and Capricorns may be right in the middle of it. Your “secret” flirtations and liaisons become a hot topic of conversation and admirers may make themselves known. When it all spills out (and it will) will you be like a deer in the headlights, or checking the headlights of some dear?
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
There are some Aqueerians who just can’t resist grabbing for the bill at every friendly event. This autumn, try to balance your generosity with practicality. Find free or cheaper opportunities with your bosom buddies to enjoy each other’s company. They say that the best things in life are free—sunshine, happy families, good gal pals…Err, what else?
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Your professional aspirations take center stage this autumn. You see an opportunity for all of your hard work and good efforts to be recognised and rewarded. Guppies seize the chance to improve their corporate position with a little hobnobbing with the power brokers. This is not a bad idea, unless they suggest that your next position is prone.