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August Online Horoscope 2017

The winter may be slowly winding down but that doesn’t mean that we have to.


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Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries will discover several romantic opportunities right outside their front door if they keep their eyes and hearts open. You won’t need to travel far to feel like you are exploring the world. Press your lusty luck by planning more than a few get-togethers with a bevy of bodacious beauties and see which one sparks your interest… among other things. Oh, those traveling hands!

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Speak the words of love and someone special (and surprising) will hear you. Taureans are able to advance their domestic agenda as the winter rolls on. But find time to take stock of any long term family issue that needs a deft diplomatic touch. You have it and can finally rid yourself of any future stressful interactions. Will it be a meeting of the minds or a mindful break?

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Geminis may think that ostentatious displays of money can work like a babe magnet but that will only take you so far in your pursuit of true love. It may impress in the short term but bore in the long term. Why not let your ardent actions speak louder and prouder than a gaudy trinket? Of course, a bathtub full of champagne adds more to your moves than a date at Hungry Jacks.

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

You are a superstar, Cancer, and that is why you should get out of your comfort zone and increase your social quotient. Your charisma hits a high note and your personal oil can be spread over many interesting and powerful women. Who knows? It could even be profitable as your ideas suddenly get backers and investors. Don’t spend it all in one place, unless she is worth it.

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses have a few saucy secrets up their sleeves. But it will be difficult to keep them under wraps. Will you reveal more than you expect? The general public will be forgiving of any foibles because you share it with such intimacy and charm. A little vulnerability can be very sexy and alluring. Just as long as you show just a little. Too much and the delicious mystery is gone.

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

You may sense that girlfriends are keeping something from you and feel the need to pry it out of them. But wait and chew on things before you bite, Virgo. You may spoil their big surprise! After all, it is coming up on your birthday and it will be more fun to let events unfold as bosom buddies see fit. You will party heartier when the delightful whims of others carry you aloft.

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

You will be able to make a big splash at work, aided by some powerful executive female mentors who are there to give you some needed sage advice. So play your hand with added expertise, Libra, and see how far up the corporate food chain you can climb. Before you know it you will be in the top executive tier. Is your title Dominatrix or Queen Bee? Oh let’s just see.

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

An exotic, sensual stranger will make herself known to you. Be prepared to get out of your comfort zone and expand your horizons. You may surprise yourself, Scorpio. While always so suspicious and strategic, you may now cast off your reservations and paranoias and take a risk on someone totally unexpected and daring. Text us from your slice of paradise.

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Sagittarians are especially sexy and alluring now. And why not? You are in ship shape for cruise season and are randily ready for any babe who washes up on your shore. You may even want to search for her a bit far afield. Seek your adventure through the rest of the winter. There are still some hot spots left for you to fully explore. Uh, yours or hers…?

 

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).

Take a good look at the current state of your relationships – from platonic to passionate. Some could use some TLC and others may be too much trouble to be worth it. Capricorns are practical women. You know what you need and who to get it from. Those who stoke your passion will win out. Better time spent on those who use up your energy rather than waste your time.

 

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Get in touch with your body and see what it needs to attain greater a higher level of perfection… if that is even possible. From now to the end of the winter, resolve to become more healthy in diet, drink and exercise. Aqueerians who focus on fitness will soon impress their partners with their rejuvenated outlooks. And, of course, once you impress her, you can then press her.

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).

You will have an active time now as you see the need to balance fun with work. Your practical instinct is to apply yourself on the job, tackling various detailed tasks. But your heart cries for fun, frolic, sun and festivities. Try to find time for both. All work and no play make Guppies dull girls. Maybe you can enlist a group of gal pals to help you with whatever. The more the merrier!

 

 

SIDEBAR

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).

Virgos are fussy and choosy in love. She will patiently wait for the right lovergrrl to unclog her fountainhead but, in the interest of experience and comparison shopping, will go through a slew of ill equipped plumbers in the meantime - and she doesn’t mind letting them know when they fall short. Hey, I thought honesty was a virtue!

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

Generally speaking, while sapphic Libras are ideally looking and hoping for a life partner and not some quick flick and lick, they are prone to infidelity. The idea of growing old alone and relying on the kindness of strangers is anathema to her. However, because she is incredibly idealistic in love, many seemingly small things can scuttle the love boat and set her mind wandering.

 

 

© 2017, Charlene Lichtenstein, All rights Reserved, For Entertainment Purposes Only
Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com
Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)

 

 

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